(God is dead! Brad: Hmmm well I guess we'll just have to turn back. or (What does Mark Zuckerburg say after snorting cocaine off a hookers ass?) Scott: Eddie? slippery?) Clean copy the Rocky Horror Show (Play/Musical) Script. It slices! ), Janet: I feel released; The game has been disbanded; Dr. Scott: I can assure you that Brad's presence here comes as a complete surprise to me. (Taco Bell tonight! Brad & Janet: There's a light (Mario cleared the castle!) (You can smell my finger!) Brad: You tricked me, I wouldn't haveI've never nevernever (What about that time at boy scouts?). Oh, can't you see, that I'm at the start of a pretty big downer. And I was watching the cast and just amazed by how much the cast looked and acted like the characters in the film.. Besides darling, the owner of that phone might be a beautiful woman, People were throwing things and shouting at the screen and dancing, and there was this very high energy level. You can upload pictures to your social network of the show and you can send videos of your night to your friends who can watch and share the experience with you. Riff Raff: They didn't like me! Janet: Brad, don't be ungrateful. Get back in front, put some hair oil on Example: (The audience starts talking) Before the actor begins (and sometimes continues afterwards). (Still the floor!) Check!) Movie Cast Recording | Rocky Horror Wiki | Fandom Users who like Rocky Horror Picture Show Monologues, Users who reposted Rocky Horror Picture Show Monologues, Playlists containing Rocky Horror Picture Show Monologues, More tracks like Rocky Horror Picture Show Monologues. Why die-hard 'Rocky Horror Picture Show' fans fear for its future amid (We know how many people went down on the Titanic!) 11 0 obj For tonight is the night that my beautiful creature is destined to be, (Boned!) Kenneth Ferrone directs the country-themed musical following a Nashville-bound mother and daughter. We'll play along for now and pull out the aces when the time is right. (Straight, gay, or bisexual) Riff Raff: The darkness must go down the river of night's dreaming. will build a creature, See androids fighting (and fucking, and sucking on), Anne Francis stars in (Deep Throat is the sequel to) Forbidden Planet, double feature (Rocky Horror) picture show, (Do you know any child molesters?) Happy Chaunukah, motherfuckers!) When this cinematic sensation first sashayed onto the screen, moviegoers were treated to a gender-bending horror story/musical romantic comedy, and it remains one of the cinema's most enduring cult classics. It'll destroy us. Do you want him to see you likeThis! I want to go, (I still want to cum!) (I'm stuck on Janet, cuz Janet's stuck on me!) (And laugh at funerals! Its like a more raunchy Cupid Shuffle. For the Rocky Virgins out there, these screenings usually involve a series of callbacks that audience members shout along with or in response to many of the original films scripted lines. (And I DON'T do laundry!). (Describe Magenta's period) Close together now. This in itself was proof that their host was a man of little morals(yay little morals! Sos Brad!Context: Everybody loves every body.SONG: TOUCH MEJANET: Creature o-o-o-f the night! Frank: But a deltoid and a bicep. ), Frank: And Rocky. (Janet can go) (If you're horny and you know it, bang your bars!) Goodbye, all of this. ), (Have no worries, have no fear!) Scott: You're a hot dog, But listen closely(for how much longer), Magenta: Not for very much longer. (No, that's a pubic address system! If you find yourself in these areas and you do want to take a picture, please do so discreetly and try to be respectful of others as they may want to take a picture as well. (Frank the wonder fuck is here!) Narrator: It's just a jump to the left. huh huh I need assistance. For a very long time. (Sex) Riff Raff: I've got to ( Do you have no sense of urgency? 6 0 obj Lost his creature. Want to stick out? --- pation. You knew he was a no-good kid. :-() Just one BIG one!FRANK: I didnt make himFOR YOU! | (Who's that man all dressed in blue?) CHORUS (V.O.) )(No it wasn't) Beautiful. And listen to the music on the radio; A phrase or phrases repeated regardless of other callback lines until indicated. Hey Janet. (As he fucks Santa Claus) (Who's invited to the cat orgy?) Janet: Oh, but where did that motorcyclist come from? Use tongue next time! I bid you: Dont dream it; BE it!. (No it's the first you can't count bitch) They sure do take their lives in their hands, what with the weather and all. (Oooo-weee-oooo-oooo) It seemed a fairly ordinary night when Brad Majors and his fiancee Janet Weiss, two young, ordinary, healthy kids, left Denton that late November evening, to visit a Dr. Everett Scott, ex-tutor, and now friend to both of them. (And seven nights and seven inches) What's a total faggot eclipse? Well, my hand did) It's a gas that Frankie's landed! (It was polyester you satin loving skank) Rocky: Oh, woe is me, my life is a misery. (Picture of Dr. Scott comes onscreen: Timmy!) ), I always cry at weddings. << /Length 12 0 R /N 3 /Alternate /DeviceRGB /Filter /FlateDecode >> (Fucking goofy) Rocky! All monologues are property and copyright of their owners. by the way I look. (On mah lumps! (That's where the choreographer died). (I just fucked my sister!) (Slut!) heavy, (woo!) -Late Shows . | || (In time with Magenta and Columbia fluffing the tank cover: 66, 67, 68, the cover is thrown off: 69!) Some callbacks turn into discussions between sections of the audience. Whatever happened to Fay Wray? (You fuck Mom and you blow Dad) (To life?) Yes, well, perhaps it was all for the best, heh, heh, heh. In time with Magenta and Columbia fluffing the tank cover, Once all the colored liquid spigots are open. reality is here. So strange they made a movie out of it!) Rocky: Oh, woe is me, my life is a mystery You climbed in the back seat, you really had a good time. I really love the (skanky? Don't let people miss on a great quote from the "Rocky Horror Picture Show" movie - add it here! From two current residents of Camelot to two Evan Hansens, Playbill raises the curtain for Broadway's brightest born in May. ), Frank & All: I'm going home. I can make you a man. Picture show. THAT'S a well-hung speaker!) ), Now we're engaged and I'm so glad (Oh Brad) but you'd better not try to hurt her, In!) We're gonna shake it 'till the life has gone. (Where's the better script?) It's difficult to describe in text, but generally speaking, use your fastest speed of speech which allows for enunciation. Brad: It's as if we're glued to the spot! Yes, all the close family. (Use a Marine, you fucking fork!) What indeed? Rocky: The sword of Damocles is hanging over my head. To taste the flesh See ya, Brad! (Tell that to Sarah Palin! (Hello!) Now the 81-year-old will take the stage in . But when he threatened your life with a switch-blade knife 'cause I've seen, (this movie too many fuckin times) oh, blue skies You need a friendly hand and I need action. (No, wait for it) Why? The Rocky Horror Picture Show | Encyclopedia.com All-New Rocky Horror Picture Show Airs Tonight on Fox Its an interactive smorgasbord of dancing, prop throwing, and shouting all the callbacks you can muster. This is the best known album worldwide because of the film and the order of the songs affected later theatrical productions. (Fucked the shit out of her!). (And take those off) They'll make you feel less Yes, my darlingbut what if Frank (Brad): It's all right, Janet, everything's going to be alright. The Rocky Horror Picture Show {i do not own the copyrights for this album. The Internet Movie Script Database (IMSDb) Maybe play you a sound. A saxophone was blowin' in a rock 'n roll show. What to know . Dr. Scott: Brad! Riff Raff: Hello. But it was to be in a situation which none of them would have possibly foreseen. Frank Furter. (4, 6, 8, 10, Clean it up and start again!) . There are those who say that life is an illusion, (like your fucking neck!) Brad, my darling, (Janet my slut!) But it's the pelvic thrust (When do you masterbate?) )(It's the worlds largest tampon). (Oh no quicksand!!!) (Spelled H-E-D.) Frank: A weakling weighing ninety-eight pounds (That's two Justin Biebers!) I've one thing to say and that's Brad, I'm mad, for you too. (Go for the gold! Look outside bitch it's pouring! | Frank: || (What do you say when you get sand in your lube?) Was Rock 'n' Roll porn So let the party and the sounds rock on. Magenta and Columbia: Tell us about it, Janet. ), Frank: Oh well,.. how about you? It's an interactive smorgasbord of dancing, prop . Rocky Horror Wiki is a FANDOM Music Community. The Rocky Horror Picture Show With all the new people flying in and out of the mansion (and all the orgies, of course), Columbia (Nell Campbell) can't help getting a little high-strung toward the good doctor Frank-N-Furter (Tim Curry). (Only assholes write on doors), There's three ways that love can grow. Brad & Janet: in the darkness of everybody's life. (I can make you a fag, just lke your dad), Transylvanians: Frank and Rocky, rah-rah-rah! (Hey, that's a well-hung speaker!, thank you I hung it myself) There's a light, a light. New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be . (Taco, taco, taco, taco,) (My dinner!). (Depending on the cast, this is normally used as the curtain call.). We're gonna shake it 'till the life has gone, gone, gone. You go again and again and you start to meet different people and learn all of the callbacks that go on throughout the show. Just have fun and relax! Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll. (2, 4, 6, 8, huhn!) Can anybody help me? The callback begins. Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll. (Rocky gets off the elevator rope and looks around: Gotta find a bathroom, gotta find a bathroom! Halloween season isnt truly complete without a live viewing ofRocky Horror Picture Show, including an over-the-top shadow cast, plenty of props, and ideally a pair of fishnets.

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